GALACTIC GULP: ALIEN FRUIT JUICE EXPOSED!

Zorp's Zesty Treat from the Frigid Reaches of space has become the most popular craze on Earth! But is it safe? This otherworldly concoction, made from unknown fruits and unfamiliar plants, has left scientists baffled. Should you avoid it at all costs? Rumors swirl about the effects of this potent juice. It is said it grants superhuman strength a